(我第一次嘗試畫我們, 外星人超喜歡的, 也許以後有時間我會畫更多這種畫風!)
我相信當每個人在幫自己部落格取名稱時, 多少都會花時間思考哪些是最適合自己的字眼來獨樹一格. 我看大部份的人都用自己的英文名, 有中英文簡寫的, 也有些人替自己取個有趣的暱稱來隱藏本名!
老實說, evil這個暱稱跟了我有十年了! 我有幾位十年前就認識的外國朋友們, 剛開始因為我的英文名是E開頭的, 於是讓他們聯想到evil 這個單字...別問為什麼, 他們就是那麼隨心所欲! 後來他們持續使用這個暱稱的原因是因為他們發現我的本性也很evil (邪惡又很機車), 所以這個暱稱就有了不可取代的地位. 因為太貼切, 太寫實了 ! (他們說的 ! 剛開始我死都不承認, 不過隨歲月增長, 我慚愧地發現, 的確名副其實...)
十年前的某天, 我的好朋友蛋餅正在整理出國行李, 突然, 他當時還愛著的前女友來電話了, 他接起來, 兩人聊了一陣子, 掛完電話後, 他哭了. 我人就在他前面的沙發上坐著, 其實那時我是該上前遞衛生紙, 然後安慰他, 但是我卻什麼也沒做...
在出門前我還說了一句 : "人心是脆弱的!"
八年前的某天, 蛋餅下班回來 (當時我們也是室友), 情緒憂鬱, 臉色也不太好. 我問他怎麼了, 他緩緩道出自己最喜歡的學生得了骨癌, 存活的機率很低... 他邊講邊流淚, 我當時人也坐在沙發上, 什麼也沒說, 靜靜的看著蛋餅難過. 我心裡的確感到沉重, 但真的不知道要如何安慰他. 過了幾分鐘, 他對我說 : " 通常人在難過的時候, 最需要的就是一個擁抱, 而你卻坐在那, 動也不動... " 他說完這些, 人就轉身回房間, 好一陣子都沒出來, 而我坐在那, 慚愧的想殺死自己 !
通常在人生經驗裡, 我們可以經由跟別人相處來了解自己. 我是個情緒起伏很大又很敏感念舊的人, 但我真的不知道要如何安慰他人, 我想那是種心理障礙吧 ! 蛋餅是我這一生最重要的朋友之一, 但當他難過時, 我卻表現得無動於衷! 我感到無助, 但也只能盡量改變自己, 希望下次不會再發生同樣情況!
我不時會躲起來嚇他, 而他嚇到錯愕的表情都會讓我笑到眼淚猛流! 除此, 我也會講一些讓他扁嘴或氣癢癢的話, 看到他無奈可憐又求饒的表情和動作時, 我心裡卻爽得要命! 我知道我很機車犯賤, 但我已上了癮, 就是要弄他到快抓狂的地步我才會心滿意足的去做自己的事... 當然沒有天天這樣對他啦 ! 就偶爾... 不然他真的會被我搞瘋吧 ! 呵呵~
至於為何要幫我老公取個外星人的暱稱, 原因很簡單! 因為, 如果一直叫他蠢豬頭並不好吧, 而且造口業, 那也會顯得我是多麼的邪惡! 我有經由本人同意才使用外星人來稱呼他喔 ! 他還很愛這個暱稱呢!
我是有想過以"生活白癡" 或 "機器人" 或 "健忘男"來取代外星人的稱謂, 不過, 他說沒創意, 還邊說邊瞪我咧~
我們生活在一起六年多了, 他腦袋在外太空的事件早已數不清, 多到我很多都忘了! 不過, 外星人不准我洩漏他太多的蠢事, 所以我只能寫幾個無傷大雅的給大家看, 也因為我寫了那幾篇文章, 他死都不讓我在網路上放他的照片…真是失算了!
若想更確切的知道外星人的日常生活脫線健忘事件, 這裡是連結- 腦袋在外太空.
P.S. 另外, 在evil前面加個Little是因為我身高矮小啦...
It wasn’t difficult to choose my nickname for this blog, as I have been called evil for the last ten years! My good friend D and our common friends were the ones who “honoured” me with such a “suitable” name for my true nature. At first, they called me evil just for the fun of it, because my name starts with an E. However, they got to know me better, and they found out that I deserved the word ‘evil’ indeed.
I denied the accusation for a while, but I saw what they saw in me as I got older… well, I couldn’t say anything but agree! Anyone who knows me well must understand what I am saying here. I don’t think I am a bad person, but I know that my personality can be a pain in the ass to handle!
Here are two examples for you to agree or disagree.
Ten years ago, my friend Omelette (A code name) was packing for travel, suddenly, the phone rang, it was his ex that he loved at the time. He picked up the call, talked for a while, he hung up and then he started to cry. I was sitting on the sofa in front of him. I should have gone to him and gave him a tissue; I should have comforted my friend… but I sat there, didn’t move a muscle.
When we were about to leave, I said to him: “Human heart is weak!”
I think now you know why I said I deserve the word ‘evil’. What a dick shit I was!
Eight years ago, Omelette came home from work (We were roommates at the time, as well), I saw sadness on his face.
“What’s wrong?” I asked him.
He told me that one of his favorite students is probably going to die out of bone cancer… Tears came out from his eyes to express his helplessness. I sat on the sofa, again, I didn’t say anything, and I just watched him cry. I felt heavy, but I didn’t know how or what to do to make him feel better.
Few minutes later, he looked at me and said: “Usually, at the moment of sadness, a hug is a way to comfort others. But you, you just sit there, didn’t even move…” He turned around and went back to his room, and didn’t come out for hours. As for me, I sat there and wanted to die in shame!
Most of the time, we get to understand ourselves through the interactions with other people in life. I am a very emotional person who is also sensitive, and I have trouble letting go of my past. However, it seems that I don’t know how to comfort people, maybe that’s a mental block. Omelette is one of the most important friends to me, but my behaviour was completely indifferent when he needed me… I felt helpless! I can only try hard to change that side of me, and hope that it won’t happen again!
Sometimes, alien called me evil when I bully him!
I would play “hide and scare” with him without his awareness, and my tears would come out from laughing hard at his startled expression! Besides jumping out to scare him, I would also say things to wind him up until he is on the edge of insanity! He often has an innocent and pitiful look on his face, and hoping that I would just leave him alone.
HAHAHA~ I know I am a total bitch, but I can’t help it. It’s an addiction, and I can’t get rid of it easily; I can only try to do it less!
As for the reason why I called my husband an alien...well, it is simple. I can’t use dumbass all the time, can I? (It's a joke!) It’s just mean and evil (I know I am mean and evil, but I feel bad about it… sometimes) I did ask for his permission to use alien as his nickname, and he loves it; I did think about using other words, such as a robot, a forgetful man or "a life with an idiot!" However, he glared at me and said: “That’s just boring and unoriginal!”
We have been together more than six years, and there are countless incidents like “head in outer space” (I can’t remember them all); however, he forbids me to reveal more of his “alien behaviours”. That’s also the main reason why he wouldn’t let me put his photo in my blog! Damn it! (He didn’t really like it when I put his childhood photo in my last post; he wants to remain mysterious. In the end, he was happy, because there were quite many people who said he was cute in their comments!)
If you want to know more about his alienish behaviours, you can go check out this folder (If you haven't read them yet) – Head in outer space.